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In Loco Parentis – Luxus?

In Elizabeth's Posts on 2012/06/01 at 00:59

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois in the US

When skyrocketing college tuition becomes the target of public critique, I tend to think about the recent study of spoiled American middle class children as opposed to academic salaries.

I’ve known a few faculty to flaunt their wealth with ostentatious automobiles and sumptuous square-footage.  Most, however, hold true to a lifestyle that shares more with Jane Austen’s genteel poverty than Donald Trump’s outlandish ostentation.

Undergraduates are an entirely different matter.  The one percent have not only monopolized the admissions process but also set the material expectations for the student body at large.  Even their classmates on work study and substantial financial aid flash pricey gadgets as they fill out paperwork for need-based scholarships.  I suppose they have imbibed the advice to ‘dress for the job you want not the job you have.’  They carry the cell phones for the jobs they want upon graduation.  Despite public discourse about cutting back in the wake of the ‘great recession,’  students remain committed to their stuff.

Institutions comply with this materialism as a means to recruit.  Our definition of how to improve higher education too frequently hinges on dorm room connectivity and coffee shops per capita.  Somewhere along the line, the furniture of the mind got shoved against the wall as an impediment to social mobility.  Socialization to the professional class via swanky dorms and sports clubs (whoops I mean centers) outstripped reading Socratic dialogues in dingy basements while digesting stale cereal.

As we discuss how to bring the next generation of high school kids to college and launch them into careers, the focus remains on mimicking the lifestyles of the lucky few as opposed to building an intellectual framework upon which to hang the rest of their lives.  Building projects garner money from wealthy alumni who want to see their names carved in stone lintels and to imagine future generations passing beneath them.  Money for tutorials on Montesquieu for mechanical engineers or particle physics for playwrights proves harder to raise.

I understand the need to train students in decorum.  Come to my home on a January weekend and you will likely find students eating off my wedding china while they explain grand schemes to illustrious strangers.  Grammar of all sorts has fallen by the wayside in our schools.  Our kids arrive in college – even the most elite – unsure as to the appropriate use of ‘I’ versus ‘me’ and unaware that you ought not proffer a handshake if the palm is covered in snot.  Neither of these skill sets requires a smartphone to learn.  Indeed, the gadgetry distracts from lessons at desks and in dining rooms.

I grew up reading Laura Ingalls Wilder’s accounts of her days in a one room schoolhouse and hearing my grandmother’s tales of the same.  Sentence diagrams and washed hands featured in both.  Neither Wilder nor my grandmother could dream nor would wish to deny their progeny the incredible laboratories and libraries this generation takes as a birthright: common resources held for the common good.  I wonder, however, what they would make of ubiquitous SUVs and iPhones.

Even the spoiled Oxonian scion Sebastian Flyte of Brideshead Revisited treasured his worn teddy bear above his more glamorous goods.  When universities began to educate aristocrats as well as clerics, it seemed a sound idea.  Let the rich but dim Sebastians subsidize the broke but bright like Charles Ryder.  The stuff of tragicomedy ensued.  Read or watch Porterhouse Blue; listen to Kenny Chesney’s “Keg in the Closet.”

In the centuries since the collegiate clergy welcomed the wealthy into their midst, the relationship changed.  Middle class parents now mortgage themselves to the hilt in order to gilt their offspring’s protective cages in a close facsimile of one-percent opulence and expect their colleges to follow suit.  If the child manages to escape and can’t control his or her underdeveloped wings, the shocked elders sue.  The college has failed to maintain its promise to serve In Loco Parentis Luxus.

This post was also published in Inside Higher Ed. 

Sex, Stars, and Stripes

In Elizabeth's Posts on 2012/04/24 at 02:25

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois in the US.

The Big Bang Theory and the Republican Primary have more in common than one might think. The comedy follows a Caltech particle physicist’s pathetic attempts to deal with the irrational world around him. The fictional physicist, Sheldon Cooper, is pure. He wishes only to understand the physical order of the universe without the messy passions that pollute other people’s lives. In Sheldon’s atheistic ideology, disorder replaces sin. Thus, disorderly passions prove repugnant rejections of the good life.

While I adore the program, I struggle with its depiction of academic women.  The men are laughable stereotypes too, but the women bother me more.  Rick Santorum’s opposition to contraception and a group of Republican governors’ affection for trans-vaginal ultrasounds has a lot to do with it.

Sheldon, the academic superstar, surpasses pure.  Pure implies that he has never sullied himself with sin, which is true.  However, Sheldon never suffered temptation in the first place.  His friends’ interest in “coitus” confounds him. Sheldon, like Santorum, wears a uniform.  Rather than sweater vests, Sheldon goes in for graphic tees.  Like Santorum, Sheldon rose from working class roots and loathes the educational institutions that make his rise possible.  Like Santorum, he fails to grasp why people reject him.  Santorum lost his Senate seat.  Naturally, he should dream bigger and run for president.  Sheldon got fired from his postdoc.  Surely, he will win over the Nobel Prize committee.

Not so the woman with whom he would like to create a subsequent generation if immaculate conception were possible.  Poor Amy Farrah Fowler, brilliant neuroscientist, lusts after Sheldon and the buxom blond across the hall.  Her boyfriend is asexual; she suffers acutely as an unsatisfied bisexual.  The joke is at her expense.  She wants to have sex with everyone, but no one finds her physically attractive.  They all respect her brain, but give her half the chance — say with government-subsidized contraception — and she might just live out every insane fantasy Rush Limbaugh harbors about the whorish inner desires of educated women.

Sheldon’s roommate, Leonard Hofstadter, suffers the enduring damage of his “Tiger Mother.” For this high-flying harridan, a postdoc at Caltech seems humdrum.  This female Ph.D. resents the children she bore.  Her insult-ridden mothering leaves him with low expectations when looking for affection among female physicists.  One wishes to use him for “coitus” on a semiannual basis.  The series begins when the uneducated but pneumatic Nebraskan, Penny, moves in across the hall.  She has a sexual past Sheldon and Santorum scorn, but the aspiring actress offers unconditional friendship.  Dr. Hofstadter falls head over high-energy in love.

Why does this make me think of trans-vaginal ultrasounds?  Because their premise assumes that if only the cute but dim, knocked-up girl understood what grew inside her, she would never want an abortion.  She would either get married or give her offspring to another woman with a wedding band safely on her hand.

This, I suppose, is what Calista Gingrich would have done had she not had access to contraception during her extramarital fling with Newt.  Oh wait.  Maybe she had the other problem.  She was a smart woman with access to contraception, which meant her unbridled libido lead men astray.

When I contemplate television’s or the Republican party’s fictional women, my own sense of reality becomes blurred.  I know that before the Victorian era portrayed women as revolted by “coitus” à la Dr. Cooper, centuries of Catholic clerics envisioned every woman as a dangerous Eve poised to drag her man and the world away from Eden.  Perhaps Santorum absorbed a bit too much medieval dogma when he moved toJustice Scalia’s parish.  His highly-educated wife, who bore him eight children, doesn’t seem that dangerous to me.  Then again, neither does Amy Farrah Fowler.  At least we can agree that Sheldon Cooper would make a marvelous monk.

This post was also published in Inside Higher Ed. 

What If You Could Do Anything?

In Elizabeth's Posts on 2012/03/16 at 04:23

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois in the US

I ask students this all the time. If money and geography were no object, where would you go and what would you do? My job is to help their wildest dreams become reality. This week someone asked me what I would teach, if I could teach anything. I panicked.

First, just as students doubt my veracity, I doubted my questioner. He didn’t really mean anything. He meant within the bounds of the curriculum. To be fair, I don’t mean queen of the fairies or king of the world when I pose the question. I mean architect in Amsterdam, soprano at La Scala, zoologist in Zambia, etc.  Even so, freedom is terrifying.

Second, my mind raced. Here was my chance “to dream the impossible dream.” Don’t blow it! Say something unbelievably creative and compelling, right now!  I recited courses I’d taught before and the standard array of material I’d proven myself qualified to teach in graduate school and more recent scholarship. Woo hoo! Who is this boring woman? I posed a slight stretch comparative course that would necessitate a colleague’s participation. I’ll give myself half a point for that. I dared to share my fairy queen fantasy – a course on Bollywood, which we agreed belongs in another school altogether. My La Scala moment eluded me, and I’m still mad.

I embarked upon this blog in hope that I would arrive at a delayed answer via my virtual re-visitation of the conversation and my inadequate reply. I want students to step into the past with me and embrace its unexpected lessons. I don’t care who begat whom among the high or low born. I like to pass among the ghosts and see the world through their eyes to the extent I can. When that happens as I read a poignant diary entry or detailed newspaper description, the veil of eternity lifts. I want to share that. Guess what? It’s hard.

I want to take my students through the portal to the past so they will not stand on a Florida stage at some future date and proclaim opponents’ staffers “bad historians,” because they disagree over chronology while utterly incapable of making the empathetic leap into others’ lives themselves. I want my students to enter other real (not fictional) people’s lives and ensure that they look at rioters and riot police as beings with mothers, lovers, dreams, and despairs similar to their own.

To achieve this goal with greatest efficacy, I would need a time machine. Although my sons are at work on a device to break “the space time continuum,” I can’t build it into the curriculum just yet. Instead, I must rely on an assortment of old documents, contemporary discussions, and pedagogical alchemy to transport students through time by different means.

Wither? When I’ve taught before, we’ve galloped across sixteenth-century Europe and crisscrossed the Atlantic in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries as I’ve attempted to guide my charges through the world that was and in many ways still is.

Certain episodes make my task easier. Three Sovereigns for Sarah allows them to experience the Salem witchcraft trials acted expertly by Vanessa Redgrave with the actual documents for her script as opposed to the exponential fiction of Daniel Day-Lewis ulcerating in The Crucible. Few historical moments demonstrate social-political self-destruction with such visceral impact, but it feeds the fantasy that all the world was New England until 1776. It wasn’t. Puritans just produced more words per person than most.

I want the rising generation to meet Conrad Weiser as he moves across an ocean, up the Hudson and down the Schuylkill in conversation with Natives and Europeans of multiple tongues but few printed words. I want students to enter the lives that desperate widows and runaway wives patched together in the colonial countryside.

So many men, women, and children flit though my mental landscape from Portland to Pune all while I realize that I’ve missed millions more who could shed light on the delights and dilemmas of the human condition. If I could do anything and teach anything, I would visit them all with students in tow.  I just need that machine….
This post was also published in Inside Higher Ed.

When Worlds Collide

In Elizabeth's Posts on 2012/01/24 at 09:40

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois in the US.

In the days preceding my wedding in a Cambridge College chapel,  my brother would perform a spot-on imitation of George Costanza from Seinfeld and shriek, “Worlds Collide!” each time the English and American in-laws to be or my husband’s Oxonian undergrad buddies and our shared Cantabrigian graduate cohort threatened to run amok.

Academics seem particularly prone to such celestial crises.  University towns the world over make neighbors of colleagues in a manner my husband has never experienced in his post-modern/post company town, private sector career.  When you see your supervisors at the block party you experience both your relationship with them and with the rest of your neighbors differently.  Warmer more personable connections not only fuel workplace camaraderie, but also mean you are never entirely unguarded.  Friends and neighbors who work in far-flung professional roles can gripe over a beer about their annoying colleagues.  No such indiscretion can creep into the fully integrated work-life community.

The flip-side of integration besets those like the University of Iowa professor who besmirched his non-academic neighbors in print and may find himself pilloried at his neighborhood park.  Valparaiso University Professor Mark Schwehn described the dislocation from elite and urbane graduate institutions to colleges surrounded by cornfields year ago in his Exiles from Eden.  Such exiles also dance among the dangers of collided worlds, but they are profoundly different.  Everyone can easily spot those who despise their surroundings.  They need not unveil themselves publicly in the pages of The Atlantic.  Their disdain seeps from their pores, poisons any positive aspects of their experience, and deepens the gulf between them and their enforced community.

This contempt is a tragic by-product of the need to take a tenure-line job – any tenure-line job – no-matter how miserable it makes you.   A lucky few land upon the tenure track at their dream institution whether ethereal coastline colleges or research universities with convenient commutes to city centers.  Schwehn found his perfectly integrated calling at his Lutheran university.  Others, like me, opt for life off-the tenure track but within worlds we encourage to collide.  It is a huge and scary leap (and one I continue to question) to opt for my culture of choice over tenure’s “brass ring.”  I don’t know if anyone has studied how many of us make this active choice.  I suspect more women are willing to sacrifice prestige on paper in order to balance to dual-careers and child-rearing in a metropolitan area over the sparse professional options of rural college towns.

I have been both a culturally dislocated faculty member and observed those relocated to my beloved alma mater against their will.  Disaffection fails to serve anyone well.  It’s one thing to be a swinging single scholar on the move.  Singletons dig in and either grow roots or sow scholarly oats (aka articles and books) that allow them to move to their definition of a more desirable location.  Those of us who enter the job market with partners and progeny in tow experience any culture shock in exponential form.  The weeping wife, the harried husband, the crying child simultaneously detracts from our own integration into the new institution and limits our access to any means of escape.  Suppressed, silent misery causes less offense than forthright rants, but just as surely sucks the pleasure from life and power from pedagogy.

All this returns me to my marvelously collided worlds.  I’ll gladly stick to one margarita at the block party and bite my tongue about university politics on play-dates in order to live where my entire family feels at home.  When I self-edit, I do so to maintain the intermingled communities I love, not to hide my misery and protect a paycheck.

This post was also published in Inside Higher Ed.

Dr. Candidate

In Elizabeth's Posts on 2011/12/21 at 01:33

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois in the US.

I have an unusual addiction for an academic.  I enjoy drinking my morning coffee with the “Morning Mika” and “Morning Joe” crew. In part, this stems from my role as the only woman at the table in many contexts throughout my life. As I once told Ms. Brzezinski after a speaking engagement, I use her as a model for young women in high-pressure interviews. Subtle pricks to over-blown male egos work wonders to transform tension into laughter and what may feel like persecution into conversation. Brzezinski mastered that art at her parents’ political power-broker parties as I did at my parents’ academic dinners.

Last week, Dr. Newt Gingrich’s presence as a Republican candidate inspired a conversation between Rich Galen and Joe Scarborough about doctors in Congress that I think merits further meditation from those of us who seek to understand the academy’s perception and potential within the broader public sphere. Galen wondered why PhDs in Congress, like Gingrich, always have to prove they are the smartest person in the room. In his estimation, only MD members of congress have a similar need. Galen took a swipe Joe Biden’s wife, Jill, for her use of the title, “Dr. Biden.”  Ms. Brzezinski noted that her father is “Dr.” Brzezinski.  Squirming ensued.  Scarborough, an attorney and former Representative, expressed his preference for community college graduates to PhDs in Congress.

Academic historians obsess over Gingrich, because he holds a PhD in history from Tulane and once embarked on an academic career. Gingrich taught as contingent faculty before he entered Congress. Academics wonder whether he fled failure or pursued the public good. I think the answer less meaningful than the question in terms of the purported phenomena Galen described.

Those who take the time to train within highly specialized fields, whether cardiothoracic surgery or medieval political theory, have only their degrees to demonstrate the value of their achievement. We don’t get to trot out numbers of employees, or profits as do businessmen.  We don’t have a litany of budget-cutting and program production as do long-time politicians. The closest academics can come to a numeric evaluation of our worth is an average teaching evaluation score and articles per anum. Voters are unlikely to find either a persuasive decision rule.  Without tenure, we have one less gauge as to whether we are ‘good enough.’

The title, “Dr.” (whether PhD or MD), says something immediately. I am an expert. I spent a lot of time learning something. Other experts acknowledged my ability. I’m smart. I’m really, really smart. I can’t fix your car, build your house, write your will, or file your taxes, but I could  teach you something (PhD) or save your life (MD) if I hadn’t decided to become Dr. Candidate instead.

When people who are told their main value to the world is their brain enter a new situation, they fall back on what they know best and set out to prove their smarts yet again.  I haven’t noticed any signs that read “Dr. Gingrich” or “Dr. Paul” for President.  Their assertion of ‘book smarts’ comes in a different form. “Dr. Biden” didn’t pick the political arena.  I suspect she wishes to avoid the label as Joe’s “Mrs.” more that she clings to the claims implicit to “Dr.” She seemed a red-herring in Galen’s swipe at Gingrich’s fragile academic ego.

PhDs’ perception as pretentious show-offs desperate for approval (which I suspect far outstrips that of MD “Drs.” and increases if the PhD fell afoul of tenure) illuminates much popular attack on the academy and teachers from kindergarten to college classrooms.  Who do we think we are anyway?  Who are we to judge the ability of others?  Gingrich’s overblown persona – the man who forged a contract with America but failed to honor his marriage contracts – puts fuel on the fire of popular ambivalence about academia. We televise teaching awards while we badmouth teachers’ unions.  We pay fortunes for college degrees while we scoff at ‘professors’’ claims to superior ‘smarts.’  The conversation served as a reminder that no matter where we are, we do best to check our egos at the door.

This post was also published in Inside Higher Ed.

Time Off

In Elizabeth's Posts on 2011/11/14 at 02:18

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois in the US. 

I will threaten financial, if not physical, punishment for the next student who sits opposite me and glibly announces that s/he desires, “time off.” These seniors then expect me to find them a fellowship for the self-proclaimed period of inaction.

A fundamental error underlies their logic. If one takes time “off,”  no project exists for a foundation to fund. No one hires an employee because they “need a break.” It equates to writing, “Objective:  Naps” across the top of a resume.

If students want to become doctors, they can and should pursue research and service interests after they complete their undergraduate degree and before they enroll in the memorization marathon known in the US as “M1.” They need the context and motivation to endure the peculiar form of torture we require of aspiring physicians.

In neither theory nor practice should such efforts carry the belittling label, “time off.”  If working with blind babies is “time off,” it means such service has no value in and of itself.  It exists merely as a means to fill a vacuum while a med school applicant flies around to interviews. Who would wish such a selfish person to treat a child let alone to offer fellowship funding for the egotistical endeavor?

The problem with perceiving any activity other than enrollment in a course as “time off” persists after students return to the academy. Last week, I sat in a room with doctoral students from the recently arrived to the nearly finished. When they introduced themselves, many referred to their “time off” between undergraduate and graduate school. I pressed them to explain what that meant.

They had jobs. To them, this didn’t count in their evolution as individuals or their training as scholars. However, their non-academic experience plays a profound role in each. The dismissive “time off” label strips their activities of value; diminishes a job in data entry to the equivalent of a coma; and renders young scholars inarticulate defenders of the skills and interpretive perspectives they acquired and can bring to bear as a result of their years of labor.

I fully endorse those who take time to explore new places and learn new skills. For those who develop a strong rationale for why they need to go wherever to do whatever, someone out there may well be willing to pay them to do it. Fulbright awards go to those who know why they wish to research, study, or teach; but not to those who want a State Department stipend for time spent sunning on a foreign beach.

Most of those who desire “time off” don’t mean Margaritas in the Mediterranean. They mean a job, an income, and some independence before they return to the infantilizing aspects of graduate education.

All of these require “time on” the job, whether that is high finance-low ethics, high ethics-minimum wage, or the myriad permutations in between. The capital accrued – cultural and/or financial – remains after the retreat from autonomy to lecture halls and reading lists. When students deny their capital, they deprive themselves of the advantages they gained over those like me who proceeded apace from commencement to convocation without “time in” the ever-elusive “real world.”

As someone who didn’t take “time off,”  it is admittedly odd that I should sound the alarm about the phrase’s semantic sloppiness. Nonetheless, the inherent snobbery in the assumption that any activity outside credit hours towards a degree lacks value fills me with revulsion.  If only medical training counts, my life must be meaningless in the eyes of the students before me. If only doctoral degrees count, then graduate teaching assistants must despise the majority of those they teach.  Something would most certainly be “off” – indeed awful – in such a world.

This post was also published in Inside Higher Ed. 

What Defines a Dilettante?

In Elizabeth's Posts on 2011/10/17 at 11:22

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois. 

It’s that time of year. I’ve read through more resumes and essays than I care to remember. I have the luxury of reviewing applications written by the most accomplished young men and women at my university as they dream of life after the molly-coddling experience we in the US call ‘college.’

Fellowships seek young scholars of depth and breadth. The two categories can appear contradictory. The be-goggled geek may never engage the world beyond her beaker despite a deep understanding of the bubbling chemicals in her grasp. The triple-major, student-government-president may skim a broad surface but fail to understand much of anything. Whither the ‘middle path?’

No one wants to wind up a dilettante. The person who engages in a vast array of activities may fail to see their core connection at first. That disorder defines dilettantism: activity, even excellence at an activity, for its own sake. Look at me! I’m fantastic! I can juggle, play the bassoon, recite the Aeneid in the Latin, prove Fermat’s last theorem, and dance the tarantella. But why? And to what end?

When the dilettante discerns the connective tissue among the activities and identifies the driving force that motivates them all, s/he ceases to carry the label and graduates to the mature status of “Renaissance” wo/man. Leonardo DaVinci could demonstrate why and how his science improved his art as well as the reverse. Thus, he remains the icon of the Renaissance man not the early modern dilettante.

The subtlety of the distinction confounds most. Universities advertise their students’ ability to pursue three majors, play a varsity sport, and spend breaks in different ‘developing’ countries. Indeed, they can, but they take little from it. Minimum coursework for three majors typically teaches less than one studied in depth with clusters of correlated electives. Two weeks spent with local children in a clinic does not equate to twelve months living among them and learning their language. Our students spin about subjects and landscapes like whirling dervishes, who have forgotten that they must mature and stop to be of service.

Parents panic-stricken for their progeny feed the frenzy. Their practical reasons why their children should acquire skill sets rarely translate to meanings able to motivate students’ essential selves. They underscore the how – to get into grad school; to land the job; to make lots of money – without an explanation as to why the child cum adult should desire that goal.

The lucky ones figure it out for themselves before they wake up as management consultants with large bank balances and shriveled souls. Those of us on the advisorial front lines attempt to hold up mirrors and find the DaVincis within the dilettantes. The application process offers an unrivaled opportunity for such introspection and necessitates a stockpile of tissues.

September is my month of tears. In shock that they have no idea why they do what they do beyond parental injunctions to do it, superstars seep. The facade fractures; lips quiver; and eyes fill. Sometimes recovery necessitates amputation of imposed ideas. Parents’ penury need not demand their offspring’s focus on finance. Mom’s stellar medical career will shine whether or not her daughter becomes an MD. Dad’s company can endure without his son at the helm.

The final lab class for a third major in biology becomes a seminar about Baudelaire and a future in international law. The hours in an accounting internship get re-allotted to the solar car team and lead to a green revolution. That bit of biology helps to prosecute a weapons case in Brussels. Some economics serves the engineer well when she solicits start-up funds. Each now understands the why that motivates the how. They have redefined the dilettante with a personal renaissance and merit Mona Lisa’s smile.

This post was also published at Inside Higher Ed.


Working Man’s Ph.D.

In Elizabeth's Posts on 2011/09/15 at 00:23

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois in the US.

 

Can’t hang it on the wall for the world to see

But you’ve got yourself a working man’s Ph.D.

–Aaron Tippin, 1993

We are remodeling our house. This might not seem connected to a blog about international higher education. However, I come home each day for an update from our outstanding Irish carpenter and to marvel at the evidence of his higher education.

I delight in the array of accents echoing off my walls, but I recognize their reflection of a sad truth. The United States fails to produce phenomenal craftsmen like these. We import them from countries where post-secondary or ‘higher’ education continues to train masters of something other than business administration.

A deep historical irony underlays the American obliteration of artisans. Academic training modeled itself on the rigorous requirements of craft guilds. Each June, I don a velvet cap, grasp a scepter, and serve as a faculty marshal for Northwestern’s doctoral hooding ceremony. While I try to keep the professoriate in their chairs, the Dean regales the assembled PhDs-to-be and their relieved relatives with tales of medieval journeymen academics made masters.

Sceptics scoff at the Oxbridge MA collected once the recipient of a BA has practiced his or her art in the world for a few years. To a European familiar with an apprentice’s journey (hence journeyman) across the continent practicing his craft under different masters before ascending to that status himself, this makes sense. The BA is an apprentice, who has completed classroom training but not the education only practice can provide and make a Master.

Back when Benjamin Franklin was a Boston journeyman, he ran for freedom in Philly like so many through our national history who stepped off ships, trains, and planes into communities desperate for bakers and builders whether or not their training had reached completion. Many, like Franklin, succeeded without further supervision. Nonetheless, our culture of runaway craftsmen left us without a way to assess quality until it’s too late. No guild gauges excellence on the community’s behalf.

My Celtic carpenter attended a technical school where he learned ‘joinery.’ Google Irish carpentry and you’ll quickly find yourself on a page about apprenticeships. Spend time in Germany and you’ll eventually see young carpenters in silly smocks, the journeyman’s uniform. Hire a graduate of these training programs and you know precisely what you get: who taught them for how long to what end.

Into this gaping hole in America’s educational economy stepped for-profit institutions willing to grant working men and women the certificates absent from craftsmen and women’s walls in Aaron Tippin’s lyrics. Such institutions ran amok when they restructured the economy of apprenticeship. Franklin’s father bought Ben’s place, but Ben then worked for his brother to earn his keep. As Marx would say, the masters owned the means of production – the tools. The apprentice’s parents paid for their child’s access to those tools until his work became of the quality that he merited his own.

I studied in Britain when Prime Minister Major adopted American degree inflation and declared all Polytechnics to be Universities. By the time my generation bought homes, Polish plumbers built Britain’s bathrooms.

I watch the UK’s current travails from across the Atlantic like a bad re-run. First, make everyone aspire to a ‘University’ degree. This goal rests upon the devaluation and deconstruction of crafts. Second, make ‘University’ degrees unattainable for all but the fortunate few. Third, pontificate about a “broken society” in which the young fail to take pride in their contributions to the public sphere. Britain’s Oxonian Prime Minister blames “a lack of proper parenting.”

Of course! Why didn’t I think of that? I suppose I spent too much time with my parents and too little on the playing fields of Eton with Cameron and his cohort. Here I thought the US and the UK needed to accept the existence of myriad skilled crafts and social contributions, then provide youth an educational structure in which to earn “a working man’s [or woman’s] Ph.D.”

Stuck in the Middle

In Elizabeth's Posts on 2011/08/14 at 00:11

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois in the US.

As a US student in the UK, I simultaneously loathed and feared the ‘mid-Atlantic’ accent. I loathed the pretense of middle-class Americans putting on aristocratic airs. (You never hear a mid-Atlantic accent with acquired inflections from the streets of Sheffield or Swansea – only home counties and high tables.) I simultaneously fought the urge to swallow my crass Chicago ‘A’s when I spoke to my would-be-in-laws at Sunday lunch in Surrey. I was well aware of the ease with which I could become one of the cultural poseurs I despised.

Last month I re-entered the stormy seas of the culturally ‘in between.’ Well timed to coincide with the biannual meeting of the National Association of Fellowship Advisors (NAFA), Cambridge in America gathered alumni in Chicago for a breakfast chat about innovation. The don who addressed us stressed the necessity of people who could cross boundaries and nurture relationships wherever needed: between public & private, East & West, academic & corporate, ‘new’ world & ‘old.’

Historian Peter Burke dubbed these folks “cultural mediators” in the dark ages when I walked along the Cam. These arbiters of power from ambassadors to teachers run perpetual risks. Spend too much time learning your new language and face accusation of ‘going native’ whether the natives are Nobel laureates or Navajo shepherds. Meanwhile, no-matter how hard one tries to adapt, you can never jettison the suspicion that should push come to shove, you will pick past affiliations over present ones. Those of us who live among a myriad of affiliations will remain ‘stuck in the middle.’

NAFA exists by, for, and of the people charged to cross boundaries with the young and ambitious on our backs. We seek money from private foundations to fund study at public universities and from governments to fund study at private universities. We send students from the US abroad and seek funds for foreign students to study in the US. We simultaneously pre-select students for outside review and polish our pupils to make better impressions before panels. We stand accused of doing too much and too little in turn.

Like Lincoln, we cannot make all the people happy all of the time, but we can play a critical pedagogical role. We lay down over the selection processes’ troubled waters and allow students to cross safely. They may not land at their initially desired destination, but we will set them ashore. We cannot control the outcome of our efforts, which may vary wildly from our intent. When no one is happy, the mediator morphs into the enemy.

I fear the plight of Conrad Weiser, an eighteenth-century German immigrant who became an honorary Mohawk and an envoy for the British colonies from Pennsylvania to Virginia. In a decade, he went from being universally loved to universally loathed. Why? Because he could not control the connections between the many parties he pledged to represent. He could not guard all the goals of natives, colonies, and empire all the time. Those on the opposite side of the Atlantic could not even agree upon a name for the war that Weiser failed to prevent. British school children compose essays about “The Seven Years’ War,” while my sons will see only “The French and Indian War” appear on their exams. Only a few Pennsylvanians will likely ever know Weiser’s name. Children on both sides of the pond remember the name of the inexperienced officer who unintentionally undid Weiser’s efforts with the Jumonville affair. George Washington picked sides and stuck to them at all costs, including lives.

Like Weiser and everyone else stuck in the middle of complex institutions and goals, NAFA members’ names will never gain fame. My grandchildren will likely know the names of Bill Clinton, William Fulbright, Bill Gates, George Mitchell, Cecil Rhodes and the awards created in their names with their money. They may learn the names of the young men and women whom my colleagues and I support as they secure these awards, but they will not know my colleagues’ names. That’s just fine. However, I do NOT want to end my career castigated by those whose ideals I struggle to uphold. Take me at my word that if you think me a hopeless Anglophile, someone else thinks me an obnoxious Anglophobe. If you think I edit too much, someone else thinks I edit too little. If you think I am too nice, someone else thinks I am too mean. I don’t mind being stuck in the middle, but I intend to stand tall.

Change By Exchange

In Uncategorized on 2011/07/12 at 02:00

Elizabeth Lewis Pardoe, writing from Evanston, Illinois in the USA

As the US basks in the afterglow of July 4th fireworks, NASA counts down to its final shuttle launch, and the budget battle consumes Congress, I submit a last-minute plea to save global research and education from the chopping block. Independence need not mean isolation. Indeed, independence demands knowledge of the world for its survival.

“Change by Exchange” (Wandel durch Austausch) is the apt motto of the German Academic Exchange Service (Deutsche Akademische Austausch Dienst or DAAD). I just returned from a week long expedition into “Germany Today” with a group of 19 institutional leaders from universities and funding agencies across the US and Canada. This mini-fellowship program allows Associate Provosts for Research and International Affairs, representatives of funding agencies, State Senators, and more to apprise themselves of what the ‘cutting edge’ looks like at German institutions of research and higher learning. As one of my provostly fellow travelers put it, “they are going to kick our @$$.”

Those who know of the DAAD likely think the motto means the simple dispatch of students to and fro over the Atlantic. The captain of the Titanic thought he need only maneuver around a little lump of ice. As we rode down well-maintained autobahns filled with trucks transporting German manufactures to and fro, the conversation centered on why Germans learn with and from 177* funded research centers while the US struggles to fund a mere 21 national laboratories.

As in the US, German states fund universities; while the federal government fuels the research centers. To milk the cash cow, academics must go into the research institutes’ fertile federal fields. Germans integrate their research institutions into the market and knowledge economies, because their federal government facilitates the process – what a philosopher would call “positive liberty.”

American professors dream of spin-off companies and stock options. Universities sweat over conflicts of interests and draw lines in the sand between corruption and the common good – “negative liberty” made law. My colleagues from funding agencies swooned over facilities, but fretted over the whose “intellectual property” their products would become. The politician among us feared his constituents could not overcome the American assumption that ‘good governance’ defines oxymoron.

As I flew home (coach) in an impressively appointed Lufthansa Airbus 380, I wondered whether any of the innovations around me emerged from one of the 80 Fraunhofer institutes dedicated to translating basic scientific research into technology for real life. The comparison between the gleaming Germany carrier on which smiling staff plied me with free wine and my earlier arrival on one of United’s dilapidated cattle cars underscored my colleague’s painful prediction for our collective posterior.

Germany and the EU pour millions of Euro into programs to guarantee that their best and brightest study in countries and languages other than their own. The US starts at a tremendous advantage. We are a nation of immigrants. In Chicago, merely walk a few steps down Devon Avenue and you move from South Asian to Slavic communities. The world comes to us and provides a window on what we might find outside our own borders. The immigrants among us should invite not inhibit our ventures around the globe. While Berlin and Brussels fund the exchange of people and ideas, the US has eliminated major funding sources** for study overseas in the last year.

Hubris is a horrible thing. Ask the Greeks. Americans apparently think have nothing to learn from others. We don’t learn their languages and suspect those few who do of lax loyalty. In response to economic crisis, we bailed out bombastic bankers but let future innovators drown. At a time when we need new ideas from wherever and whomever might have them, we instead build walls along our borders and dig ourselves into a deeper, jingoistic hole.

Our cash-poor country expects the best and brightest to stay home and hope the world comes to them. We need The Fraunhofer Institute for Applied Optics and Precision Engineering in Carl Zeiss’ home city of Jena to create new glasses capable of overcoming our myopic vision. The eyes of Fitzgerald’s Dr. T.J. Eckleburg squint down upon us. Exchange his lenses, broaden his vision, and change our future.

*80 Max Planck, 17 Helmholtz, 80 Fraunhofer.
** The National Science Foundation Graduate Research Fellowship may no longer be used outside the US and the Department of Education ended the Fulbright-Hays DDRA program.


 

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